The Fake Voice of the Northern Beaches

February 17, 2019

Ben Dunk, the Innisfail Show, has again faced up to the out-swing of disappointment and proved himself to be an individual champion in a hopeless team.

February 14, 2019

Council worker confirms he did not intentionally poison Banksy artwork. Further Pest Control is required. Artwork will be under guard until it is authenticated.

February 14, 2019

Chemist Warehouse in the City sold out of baby-food, rhino horn and Biboohra Bhang at the Lunar New Years' festival in Cairns. Happy year of the pig!

February 8, 2019

Quarterback for the Trinity Beach Dobermen, Cobey Callahan, has been vocal in his criticism that the winners of a recent Gridiron match in Atlanta, the New England Patriots (above), have been called called "world champions".

Callahan also described the style of football...

February 7, 2019

Melissa Murchison, 9, of Parramatta Park, has failed in her attempt to sculpt  a perfect alfoil ball.

Since her brother, Mitchell, achieved the feat in 2017, Melissa, along with thousands of other children, have been attempting to replicate it. None of them ha...

January 31, 2019

The annual Christians v Atheists touch football competition has been expanded and now will be held on the first weekend in March at Barlow Park. It includes extra teams, including a Seventh Day Adventist contingent (pictured above).

The event, conducted in a shirts/skin...

January 26, 2019

The Cairns Harbour was closed over the past weekend to allow filming of the final scenes in the latest episode of the hugely successful UltraTune 'Unexpected Situations' series.

Director Bruce Bereford has continually added variety and interest to an adve...

January 21, 2019

WBU students to receive gonks, drones, condoms and a feud guide with the welcome pack in O-Week.

January 14, 2019

PERSONALITIES: conversations with Shirley Higgins-Croft

Though he is hardly a household name, Sir Eric Murray (the Song Doctor) is a legend of the music industry. He has contributed as uncredited songwriter on more than fifty number one hits and has saved many well know...

January 12, 2019

Let's change the way we look at speed. And suspension. Cairns Spring Works to champion remote control speed bumps.

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