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Kuranda artist craps in Corden's car, fails to win Grammy

Kuranda musician and glass-blower, Dayne 'Guzman' Caine has failed in his attempt to win his first Grammy award. Mr Caine, pictured above on the couch at his Nana's house in Mununda, was disappointed to see Vincente Fernandez pick up the gong in the Best Regional Mexican Music Album (Including Tejano) category.

"I'm gutted." said Mr Caine. "Vinny's a class act though. All credit to him."

Mr Caine's album 'Crocdiles en el Cañón del Sumidero' was shortlisted for the award and has been a minor hit in Mexico and Guatemala. He was unable to attend the ceremony due to what he described as "restraining order issues." "Keith and I were slated to perform a duet of my track 'No otra puta tecla cambiar Keith' but James Corden had a word with Homeland Security," Mr Caine explained. "He's never forgiven me for one or two shitting incidents on carpool karaoke."

Mr Corden was unavailable for comment.

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